I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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