I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Randomize
