I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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