Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
