you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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