we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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