real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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