either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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