why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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