try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
