yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
organizing the empties. That sober.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
And then he peed in my hair
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