the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I think i got beer on your cat.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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