awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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