Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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