I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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