Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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