I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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