so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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