So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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