Sry I called you an 8
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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