love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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