sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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