Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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