I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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