Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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