its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
