So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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