You're so nebulous sometimes
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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