i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
