We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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