After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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