After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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