I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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