Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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