"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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