4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just had sex bonerless
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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