Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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