If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
we're so committed to being not committed
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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