Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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