Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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