he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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