Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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