I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I can't put those talents on a resume
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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