My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just cut my nipple shaving
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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