i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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