If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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