Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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