there was a trapeze. enough said
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
3 2 1 whiskey
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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