Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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