Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
