Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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