How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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